Religious Funnies

As we're driving home from Elliot's school today, we were listening to a CD of Texas musicians and "I'll fly away" came on.  Elliot was singing and it said the word, "hallelujah" and he said, "what's that word?"  I repeated it to him and his response was, "who's Lula? Where is she?"  I told him that hallelujah wasn't a girl, and he quickly responded, "Is Lula a boy?"

Other religious funny: for months he referred to every large building as a "gynagogue" instead of a synagogue.